by lef0x April 27, 2005
It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.
by Literally Big Chungus December 23, 2020
A modern-day, Gen-Z sex maneuver in which one person is clapping their partners’ cheeks (doggy-style) while simultaneously FaceTiming said partner. In this manner the partner who is doing the clapping can view the other’s face and the partner getting clapped is able to view themself getting clapped by the other.
Joe: Yo Nathan, did you get with that girl last night?
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.
Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.
Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.
Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.
Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
by ppboi1020 January 27, 2021
When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.
John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.
by ImAwesomeProductions July 21, 2011
Cupertino Rainbow is a term that originated in the porn industry,used to describe the sexual practice of smearing dyed or colored fecal matter on the back of one's partner by application of the penis used as a "paintbrush" following anal sex. The coloring of the fecal matter is achieved by the insertion of small colored wax pellets or "rainbow drops" into the rectum prior to initiating the sex act. Once the pellets melt the colored fecal matter can be applied via fingers or penis. Some enthusiasts or "rainbow chasers" photograph the results of the act for display as art. This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape "Some Whore Under the Rainbow
by DMZ1978 May 25, 2008
when Apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. It ends with people being completely pissed off after their hopes have been shattered.
Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.
Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
by atontonamous September 9, 2009
There have been reports of extraterrestrial life amid Cupertino residents. This life form has been spotted by a student who works at the wheat field as a hobby.
This alien is mocked by high school students due to its absurdity.
This alien is mocked by high school students due to its absurdity.
This is absurd, how can an alien be at Cupertino- a city which excels in technology?
This rumor of the Cupertino Alien is quite interesting.
This rumor of the Cupertino Alien is quite interesting.
by Edward Dhruv May 12, 2011