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CUM1NER is a legend who drinks 7 liters of cum every day for their life.
James: Hey you're a cum1ner

George: I know I am I just love cum so much I drink 7.5 liters

DN DOIN: I drink 17 liters cuz

James and George's jaw drops
by CUM1NER July 27, 2021
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Cum1ner is a person who guzzles copious amounts of CUM.

to be a cum1ner you have to drink 7 liters of cum per minute.
James: you're a cum1ner

George: no I'm not I only drink 6.5 liters but DN DOIN LAD is a cum1ner as he drinks 7++ liters a day

DN DOIN LAD: cums in a boys mouth.
by CUM1NER July 27, 2021
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Cum1ner is a man or woman who guzzles down a strange amount of cum.
DN DOIN you're a cum1ner cause you guzzle strange amounts of cum.
by MR DN DOIN LAD July 25, 2021
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cum1ner is a person who drinks more than 8 liters of cum a day

DN DOIN LAD is a cum1ner with a record-breaking 23 liters of cum guzzled a day
James: Hey you're a cum1ner

Tom: No cunt I only drink 7.5 liters a day George is a cum1ner he drinks 12
George: it's actually 13 you fucking dickhead
by MR DN DOIN LAD July 25, 2021
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cum1ner means the universe to where the number 1 cum machine is to be thought of as a cum 1 to find a cum1ner we need to use astronomy, astrophysics, and lots of atoms to find the one and only cum1ner there has been one cum1ner found in the world aka MR DN DOIN LAD has he has guzzled a strange amount of cum in the last decade.
Yo DN DOIN LAD you're the one and only cum1ner
by MR DN DOIN LAD July 25, 2021
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