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Cool story, bro. When someone tells you a boring story that really needn't be shared. Sarcastically replied.
by JewForensicsGirl May 08, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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COOL STORY BRO
When someone tells a personal story (usually sad, depressive), in a chan, and you don't give a shit.
When someone tells a personal story (usually sad, depressive), in a chan, and you don't give a shit.
It sucks to be you; CSB
by Tutzz July 11, 2009
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"Cool Story Bro." By douchebags for douchebags.
Douche 1: Bro, i was at the bar last night pickin up babes and i saw Denzel Washington!
Douche 2: Csb.
Douche 1: Wow...
Douche 2: Csb.
Douche 1: Wow...
by nikehitops September 24, 2011
5
Certified Slow Burner. A blunt that burns for days. Not a loose skeet blunt but one that makes it around and around.
noob: man this blunt is way better than anything i've ever seen.
certified stoner: yea man if you're not smoking a C.S.B., then you need to step your game up.
certified stoner: yea man if you're not smoking a C.S.B., then you need to step your game up.
by uc314 September 26, 2010