"sorry dude Tl;dr your boring response :("...... "more like td;cr -_-"

Pharma big cheese: 10 people died in the phase III trial! What's going on?
Pharma subordinate: Let's blame it on the CR Ho, those bitches are contracted to run the trial.
Pharms big cheese: I like it. It's about time they got a dick slap.

"What's taking you so long in the bathroom?"
"Shut it fool! I'm cr-apping! I'll be out after I update my facebook status!"

Tax payer: "... and in conclusion, I restate that it is the utmost importance to have this bill passed through congress. Thank you."
Congress: "TL;DR. We never read these bills."
Tax payer: "...don't you mean 'TS;CR'? I mean, you are a politician after all..."

Anyway, I said to the DA that cop who hit me must have given me CRS disease.

tl;dr: This place sucks ass.
ts;cr: Forums ain't for you, buddy.

Dude number A: Ladidadida, and on and on and on.....
(ten minutes later)
Dude number B: tl;dr
Dude number A: more like ds;cr