the act of hackey sacking the testicles while fingering the butthole, and the left ear, and noogy fishing.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna Dirty Crista you!
by haigeegeefhasdoj January 15, 2011
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The chick that will flirt with your boyfriend even though they know hes taken.
Person 1: “Omg did you hear about Cristae
Person 2: “Yes! Shes such a bitch!”
by xorellicx June 19, 2018
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Crista is a female name.

A Crista is the most organized and planned person,even if she's the perfect mother or sister.She will always let you know if you're wrong,but in a lovely and never insulting way.She is that one mysterious yet beautiful girl everyone thinks about.If you're sad,she'll comfort you and help you in the best way she can,even if it seems impossible.A Crista is a such precious person,never let her go.
I'm sure Crista is aware of this situation

She's so organized!Must be a Crista
by hoolabanasalmongurl January 04, 2017
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A broken hearted girl just tryna be the best fucking person she can be.people always seem to be trash to her but she does her best to stay positive and fight
Oh that crista girls kinda pathetically Sad but she’s tryin
by Jaysmith123 January 27, 2021
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Women who get sacrificed for the lessons of other people— a women equivalent of Jesus
1: see that girl over there?
2: yes, why?

1: don’t mess with her, she’s a crista
2. a what?
1. a women Jesus...
2. ah.
by Ms. Pas De Manières June 03, 2021
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