Oh my god--it just hit this benz today, yesterday i hit a parked car and last friday i ran into the back of a taxi----wow ur such a crash test dummy!
by Bree2be June 12, 2009
You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.
by The crash dummy February 04, 2020
by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020
by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020
Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
by BitcoinBill January 06, 2018
Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.
She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.
by artwolf September 20, 2011
One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.
I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!
by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 04, 2021