Any individual who knowingly and repeatedly puts themselves in dangerous situations without any consideration of strategy, tactics, or self-preservation.
by EchoedOut August 11, 2015
any person who you can get to take the fall for you knowing that it will most likely end up in a bad situation.
person 1 "go get my work before the laws see it"
person 2 "where its at"
person 1 "its under the steps, dont let'em see you"
person 2 "aight i got it"
person 3 "i can't believe he went on that crash dummy mission"
person 1 "you know i got this"
person 2 "where its at"
person 1 "its under the steps, dont let'em see you"
person 2 "aight i got it"
person 3 "i can't believe he went on that crash dummy mission"
person 1 "you know i got this"
by BigOreo June 26, 2006
A foolhardy Shmoo who is gullible enough to allow himself to be easily maneuvered into dangerous situations.
by Wynken July 02, 2013
by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020
someone who is intoxicated and running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.
someone who is cosistnetly tripping or bumping into everything in there path.
someone who is cosistnetly tripping or bumping into everything in there path.
Bro 1: How did I get these bruises on my face? Was I in a Fight?
Bro 2: No, you were being a crash dummy last night.
Bro 1: What did I run into?
Bro 2: Everything. Your a crash dummy.
Bro 2: No, you were being a crash dummy last night.
Bro 1: What did I run into?
Bro 2: Everything. Your a crash dummy.
by shibbyshibby June 21, 2011
Crash-dummy- a term that can be associated with your typical morons, idiots,
'Douchbags' and 'chops'.
This term can be used for sarcastic commentary or to express your dislike towards
a person.
This word best describes the way someone irritates you, frustrates you - or simply has better hair than you and you feel like if you wanted your cars airbag to meet any crash-dummy's face
It would be theirs!!!
'Douchbags' and 'chops'.
This term can be used for sarcastic commentary or to express your dislike towards
a person.
This word best describes the way someone irritates you, frustrates you - or simply has better hair than you and you feel like if you wanted your cars airbag to meet any crash-dummy's face
It would be theirs!!!
Sarcastic use : " ma'am , ma'am what's shakespeare's surname?"
Friend: "x_X oh my gosh what a crash dummy!"
Peanut Gallery use : " hey I'v missed placed my number...can I have yours? :) "
Guy Friend: "dude that what such a crash-dummy move"
Literal use : "I hate that stupid crash-dummy!!! "
OR "dam you have brain capacity and intellectual ability of a crash-dummy!"
OR "stop screaming at me!!! I'm not your crash-dummy!"
Friend: "x_X oh my gosh what a crash dummy!"
Peanut Gallery use : " hey I'v missed placed my number...can I have yours? :) "
Guy Friend: "dude that what such a crash-dummy move"
Literal use : "I hate that stupid crash-dummy!!! "
OR "dam you have brain capacity and intellectual ability of a crash-dummy!"
OR "stop screaming at me!!! I'm not your crash-dummy!"
by *Lita=] August 20, 2011
Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.
by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015