Urban Dictionary: CRAP YOU

It's an appropriate way of saying fuck you

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Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

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I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

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Jam a bastard in it you crap

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

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I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

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i hate the crap out of you

It's not a real term. Taylor Davis thinks he knows everything but doesn't.

I hate the crap out of you because you always think your right. -Taylor davis

by Crack564 May 08, 2014

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