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Chuckle Quietly To Myself.... as opposed to LOL, because let's face it, it's not very often that actually laugh at loud at something on the interwebs.
The last few FML's I read made me cqtm
by MothaCitysBoy September 17, 2009
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Chuckled Quietly To Myself

Like "LOL"....only more realistic

When the old lady slipped on the ice and broke her hip I CQTM.
by w8isgr8 January 30, 2007
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acronym for 'chuckle quietly to myself' used in teh intarwebz.
Dude: That pun was mildly amusing.
Me: Yeah, it made me cqtms.
by twokuhl4sk3wl November 19, 2007
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Who really laughs while texting or IMing?

Chuckled Quietly to Myself.
Jan: Emma said she could beat me up.

Linda: cqtm.
by McNizzle93 January 25, 2009
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Chuckling Quietly To Myself
Used in lieu of LOL in E-communications, as that seems just a little insane when you're alone. It also connotates mild amusement, derision, irony or "I told you so".
I read your post that you're dating Sue again, I knew you'd go back with her. CQTM
by Triplettt August 21, 2010
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