CP

Captain Picard

Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".

"Get that CP outta here!"

by MotherEarthFracker November 19, 2006

cp

Child pornography

Tommy Ambridge is repping the cp!

by TheJulieDestroyer November 17, 2020

cps

"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.

by shyjason August 14, 2005

CP

cunt punch-when someone is being a bitch and needs an attitude adjustment, punch the said person in the cunt to straighten them out.

"I will cp the bitch who took my last twinkie", said the big girl who was breathing heavy due to hunger.

by Sally Ann Smithers January 21, 2011

CP's

Comedy purposes

I hit that guy in the face, for CP's.

by Bill1223 February 8, 2009

CP

cp means cod points

Dude: I need to get some cp so I can buy the new pack

by A man of culture February 21, 2022

CP

1. (v) Cock Punch

Forcefully sending one's knuckles into the cock of another individual. Often done for the sake of justice. Great Justice.

2. (n) Cock Punch

The act of cock punching.

3. (n) The main weapon in the war for justice (great justice) waged by Cock Puncher.

Alex: "That guy is such a dick, someone needs to CP him for justice."
Mike: "For great justice!"

by CP Inc. July 22, 2011