CPP Award

CPP is an abbreviation for "Condom on the Prick of Progress",
so a CPP Award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position retard progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. Companion awards include the Darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the Ig Nobel Prize for unusual or trivial "achievements" in scientific research.

CPP Awards should be issued to the US border control authorities taking a flight crew member into custody delaying a flight for three hours for taking an orange on an aeroplane, a local government planning official that manages to string out a 60 day town planning approval application to 2 years by successive iterations of miniscule objections requiring additional information and to a police officer charging a local citizen with theft for removing discarded items from a roadside trash collection point.

by Whistleblower2 March 29, 2011

CPP NPA

the bright future of the Philippines

Person 1: The CPP NPA just killed 3 soldiers in an ambush on Mindanao.
Person 2: Wow cool. i can't wait until they reach strategic equilibrium

by Urban Naxal July 2, 2021

CPP [Chicken Pot Pie]

chicken POT PIE. A gang of about 30 to 40 people at a high school in SC.

Holly shit a CPP Chicken Pot Piemember.

We should join with CPP Chicken Pot Pie to make our gang better.

by Bansou November 13, 2008

CPP (Cheap Party People)

Peeps who's up for any kind of free parties/events, free booze, free everything and don't have to spend a single cent for the parties. They cool. Their names always on the guest-list. Not a cheapskate tho.

1. Dude, how did you get in here?

I'am a legit CPP (Cheap Party People) dude!

2. Dude , there's this party goin this weekend you wanna come? Everything's is good. No cover.
Yasssss CPP mode on!

by sbalf April 27, 2018

CPP-Cool People Party

CPP (Cool People Party) referring to the act of defecating. CPP was founded during group defecation in dorm hall bathrooms. The party refers to a group of people pooping in the same vicinity.

After I had all that Chinese food last night, I had a CPP-Cool People Party in the morning!

by Tenacious_T December 12, 2013

CPP Curse

Since the bitches at Cal Poly Pomona and Pomona, in general, are in general so fucking mid the males attending or living near CPP are afflicted by the CPP Curse, the curse inflicts bronco vision and buffs ugly bitches stats. In layman's terms all since all the girls are so ugly at cpp a 4/10 normally would get bumped up to a 7/10. The curse also does not allow attractive women to join the school and hypes up ugly bitches leaving normally attractive males stuck with women way below their leagues.

Bro the CPP Curse strikes again, my homie fucked a mid white woman and was proud

by I-hate-fat-bitches February 28, 2023

CPP

C - Cringe
P - Profile
P - Picture

Person: *has anime profile picture*

Cultured Individual - cpp

by DutchVan derLinde June 2, 2021