An advanced masturbatory method which simulates erotic asphyxiation, generally leveraged by traveling snorers to elevate their ‘alone time’.

Shortens time to completion, but may result in frightened room keepers based on the deployment scene (CPAP machine, crunchy towels, and empty bottles of hotel body lotion).
‘Hey should we review that deck for tomorrow?’

Call back in 2, CPAP-jacking’
by JC Jamal Singh January 27, 2020
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