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A Cov-FIB (Covid19 fucking Illinois bastard) person or persons who come to visit the Nothern regions of the United States (like Wisconsin) during wake of the Covid19 pandemic and spread the virus towards Canada while utilizing fancy vehicles and boats.
I wish these Cov-Fibs didn't come to visit here in the wake of a worldwide pandemic while ruining Wisconsin at he same time.
by PsykoChinchilla May 28, 2020
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021