cmu

central michigan university-- a mediocre college that is usually the number one or number two partying college in the nation, although they manage to have an awesome debate team.

"You go to cmu? okay, I'll just come back to this same McDonald's in ten years and see you then."

"You are on cmu's debate team? wow, you rock."

by your mom's mom's mom's mom February 6, 2008

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Cmu

"Chop me up"

Guy: cmu
Guy 2: gay ass nigga

by Coolfortine June 18, 2018

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CMU Goggles

When one's standards for females is lowered a level or series of levels due to a small sampling size and scarcity of women, resulting from an unfortunate guy to girl ratio.

John would've never hooked up with that chick, had it not been for years of wearing CMU Goggles.

by Usofat25 July 13, 2009

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A Total Carnegie Mellon University Move ("Total CMU Move," or "TCMUM"), defined as prefacing an uber-intelligent question or statement with something to the effect of, "I know this is a dumb question," or, "This is probably the stupidest thing you'll hear today," as some subtly patronizing way of letting everyone around you know you're smarter than them -- as though it were an utterance so far below the usual standards of your stunning intellect that you have to apologize for it.

Pierre de Fermat: "So I have this equation here, it's kinda hard to solve... But it goes something like this, a^n + b^n = c^n..."

Student: "Uh, Professor Fermat, excuse me for sounding like a total idiot asking something as basic this, but it appears to me that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy that equation for any integer value of 'n' greater than two. Or am I just like way off here?"

Everyone thinking in unison: "Total CMU Move, dude."

by deltachild7 September 24, 2013

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