An attractive asian female, usually of south east Asia decent. The term Cafe Lu Girl (CLG) is coined from waitresses who worked at the famous Cafe Lu in southern California.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Stands for: Cute Little Girl(s)

Acronym for Cute Little Gays.

When two men of average or less than average height whom are dating each other are out on the town dressed up or otherwise engaging in whimsical behavior together, it is said the two are being CLGs.

Abbreviation for "code looks good". Used to indicate that a pull request has been code reviewed.