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Is a Carrie lynn cunt face, a work whore who sleeps with all the married men at work, even you husband if he works there. Dark hair with huge glasses and looks like she came of stone ages a girl all wife’s warned you about get your ass checked
Joe blow: “how was the head job at the Truck stop last night?” Bozo: Maaan my dick is all swelled up WTF” Joeblow: “we warned you about the work work sounds like you got you a case of the CLCF, BTW, your wife is over there” Bozo:”holy shit I’m caught with the CLCF”
by Mandys April 14, 2019
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005