People named CJ are serious dick heads.
They don't have the balls to go after who or what they really want.
They re extremely jealous over the people they like even though they have no claim because they wont make a move.

1. a complete jerk
2. also, a douche

Kick-ass red-headed female pirate. Will randomly break into dance on bus or in middle of street. LIkes to steal sweet and sour chicken from other pirates. Stubborn and very violent.
Moved away from friends and misses them terribly. Finds it hard to say i love you but still manages to screach various compliments across the phone-lines. Can be very humorous, but has a dirty mind.

a usually ok dude who generally has a small penis but is cool with it.

computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.

Consumption Junction- a website dedicated to delivering strange and unusual content to all the sick f***s out there on the internet. www.consumptionjunction.com