the girls on Culinary institute campus are so limited and so ugly that it's like Drunk goggles, you need to look though these, and drunk goggles to find a good looking girl.
"dude, she's hot as hell,"
"no she's not"
"sorry i've been on campus all day let me take off my CIA goggles...
Damn she is ugly as hell"
"no she's not"
"sorry i've been on campus all day let me take off my CIA goggles...
Damn she is ugly as hell"
by seabiscuit March 28, 2006
An unlicensed pharmacist or drug dealer who does not like any communication - other than face-to-face communication - that involves terms associated with the commerce of illegal drugs.
This includes reference or mention of illegal drugs, terms, amounts, intentions, or other language that would likely arouse the suspicion of law enforcement officers, should they become aware of the communication.
CIA refers to the United States Central Intelligence Agency. It does not mean that the CIA person is afraid that the CIA is monitoring him. Rather, CIA is used to indicate law enforcement agencies and agents in general.
A CIA person will get upset if such language is used in text messages, phone calls, voice messages, or any other communication method aside from the direct, face-to-face type.
A CIA person must assume on some level that his communication methods are being monitored or will be checked by law enforcement, and used as evidence to prosecute him or her in court.
This includes reference or mention of illegal drugs, terms, amounts, intentions, or other language that would likely arouse the suspicion of law enforcement officers, should they become aware of the communication.
CIA refers to the United States Central Intelligence Agency. It does not mean that the CIA person is afraid that the CIA is monitoring him. Rather, CIA is used to indicate law enforcement agencies and agents in general.
A CIA person will get upset if such language is used in text messages, phone calls, voice messages, or any other communication method aside from the direct, face-to-face type.
A CIA person must assume on some level that his communication methods are being monitored or will be checked by law enforcement, and used as evidence to prosecute him or her in court.
You know that new guy I'm getting my drugs from? He's a total CIA person. He really laid into me when I went to pick up this bag, since I'd sent him a text message asking him if I could come over to get that 8-ball and quarter sack.
by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere February 05, 2010
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by SamSwashbuckler June 11, 2008
this word is alot like bomb.com or nina.com it means totally awesome. basically the coolest thing ever. or it could be just a really great time.
dude. i cant believe you just did that. you are so bomb.gov/cia.
dude that band totally rocked. totally bomb.gov/cia
dude that band totally rocked. totally bomb.gov/cia
by angela June 11, 2004
A division of an intelligence agency or entity who's primary purpose is to create the illusion of, or appearance of, a real threat for the purpose of consumption by the general population, while conducting clandestine operations which are often in opposition to the benefit, needs, or desires of the general population. Also Al CIA-duh!
Al Qaeda attacked the United States on 9/11? Give me a break! The U.S. military was conducting wargames on that morning, there were eyewitnesses who testified regarding bombs in the WTC towers, there were advanced intelligence warnings by multiple nations regarding the attacks, and every other time an aircraft has gone off course, military fighters have been sitting off of the airplane's wing in a matter of minutes. With that military budget, they were unable to defend against alleged attacks by goat herders in Afghan caves and camel jockies from the desert? Good thing it wasn't a major power who attacked us (with sarcasm)! Al Qaeda my ass. More like Al CIA-duh!
by Alpha Aquarius October 07, 2008