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California Highway Patrol

the largest highway patrol organization in the world. with a VHF radio network that kicks LAPDs ass.

The CHP practicly owns the 42 MHz band, i can hear them in Virginia with high-skip days.

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003

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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015

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CHP

Cock, headed, pussy, a stupid or crazy person.

You a CHP for that

by Da💩 September 29, 2018

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CHP

California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.
This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
One of the reasons cops are called pigs.

Guy1: Why are you late?
Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.

by naknumm August 23, 2007

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CHP

Acronym for "Come Here Please"

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A tattoo on a woman's back just above her ass. Commonly used for target practice by whatever guy just pulled out of her from behind.

See that 40 year old with the droopy ass? Her CHP is halfway down her crack.

by W0NK0 the sane November 24, 2007