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California Highway Patrol

the largest highway patrol organization in the world. with a VHF radio network that kicks LAPDs ass.

The CHP practicly owns the 42 MHz band, i can hear them in Virginia with high-skip days.

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003

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Jul 26 Word of the Day

Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020

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CHP

Cock, headed, pussy, a stupid or crazy person.

You a CHP for that

by Da💩 September 29, 2018

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CHP

California Highway Patrol

Fucking lazy bastards who slow traffic down for no reason.
This breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
One of the reasons cops are called pigs.

Guy1: Why are you late?
Guy2: Some asshole CHP gave me a speeding ticket.

by naknumm August 23, 2007

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CHP

Acronym for "Come Here Please"

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A tattoo on a woman's back just above her ass. Commonly used for target practice by whatever guy just pulled out of her from behind.

See that 40 year old with the droopy ass? Her CHP is halfway down her crack.

by W0NK0 the sane November 24, 2007