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(noun) Imaginary organism made up of 5 elements: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, pohosphorous, and sulfer. It's blue, plump, hairy, has 4 legs, a dick, nose and freckles.
A CHNOPS is biting your ankles, move 5 spaces back!
by Chnopsprince April 06, 2005
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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an organism (kept with the owner from birth, though only about half of humans have one, and some dont even know it), which is quite friendly and fun to have around. often, they are kept in the owners pants. the CHNOPS is generally hairy, and may contain freckles. some are even known to have antlers. occasionally, a CHNOPS' owner will dip it into paint in order to change its color. for more information, go ask your biology or health teacher.
how is your CHNOPS doing today? i just dipped mine into orange paint. want to see it?
by delicious food August 18, 2006
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