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Like MILF, but with a CHild. Usually the girl in question is between 15 and 17.
Dude, let's go CHILF-hunting at the high-school hangout.
by B May 21, 2004
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Oh my God! Look at that Chilf!
- Yeah i'd tap that ass.
Totaly worth the 20 years..
by Apastar August 08, 2009
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'mmm that girl looks tasty'
'yer i no man, she's deffo a chilf'
by DanFace.. October 06, 2008
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Child I'd Like To Fuck... Can refer to anyone ages 14 and below =) Kinda like a MILF
Diana is a total CHILF... I'd do her in a second!
by [Maxwell] August 19, 2007
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That chick is really strung out on the rocks, but she's still somehow hot and I'd like to do her . . . I'd like her to visit my mattress before going to rehab because she is a real CHILF.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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