May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The CHC is the most well known Toronto based gang. It originated out of Rosedale, or sometimes referred to as the "Rosy-D." It is the most gruesome, violent and drug-related gang in the world. It is run by a group of the most deadly men in the world who have high connections in the music industry and firearm companies. Once the CHC is "on your back" you have no chance of survival.
Damn son, tha CHC is on yo back! Dey gonna rape your motha kill yo fatha, kill all y'all baby mamas, sell yo kids for medical experiments, steal yo money, skin you alive, flay yo skin over dey bodies den make y'all listen to Steve Perry fo da rest of y'all live.
by Blackwolf the Dragon Master October 12, 2003
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Crooked Hat Club - Members are those guys (and the occasional girl) who walk around with their baseball caps set to some funky angle other than forward or backward. Attitude is usually implied, but usually they just turn out to be punks.
by Cujo W February 29, 2008