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DEFINITION: An abbreviation standing for 'Chuckle(ing) Faintly Inside' essentially meaning 'a halfhearted lol'
USAGE: When you would say 'lol' but aren't actually laughing out loud.
CONTEXT 1: When looking at memes you don't lol, you cfi.
CONTEXT 2: When your friend sends you a really bad joke and you feel like you must gratify them with a response... "cfi"
USAGE: When you would say 'lol' but aren't actually laughing out loud.
CONTEXT 1: When looking at memes you don't lol, you cfi.
CONTEXT 2: When your friend sends you a really bad joke and you feel like you must gratify them with a response... "cfi"
by Pumbaafu December 09, 2020
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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short for colossal fucking idiot or
some one who is completely incompetent, says dumb things with out thinking
some one who is completely incompetent, says dumb things with out thinking
Hugo, you're looking at me like I just asked you the fucking square root of something. What did you say to Mecklen on the little motherfucking machine?!
Are you a colossal fucking idiot? (CFI)
A cinammon roll, the roll of the cinammon? That looks like a jizz. Yeah, Eastern European jizz. That looks like some fuckhead shot his load on a $12,000 calf skin jacket. The twist is it's my $12,000 calf skin jacket. Okay so you got the semen. You got the human ejaculate that has been allowed to sink in for seven hours, into the fabric fucking fibers.
Are you a colossal fucking idiot? (CFI)
A cinammon roll, the roll of the cinammon? That looks like a jizz. Yeah, Eastern European jizz. That looks like some fuckhead shot his load on a $12,000 calf skin jacket. The twist is it's my $12,000 calf skin jacket. Okay so you got the semen. You got the human ejaculate that has been allowed to sink in for seven hours, into the fabric fucking fibers.
by dnoginizr August 08, 2009
4
short for: Cluster Fuck Incorporated
A term used to describe ones workplace when everything seems to go wrong.
A term used to describe ones workplace when everything seems to go wrong.
by Mike Garry December 27, 2006