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Certified Expert Penetration Tester. Computer security professionals who specialize in the offensive, intrusive and evasive methods, techniques and strategies within the field. The red team. These people usually work for big companies or as private contractors. They get paid to break into computer systems and networks in order to expose and patch weaknesses and vulnerabilities. In other words, your worst nightmare.
Don't mess with that dudes computer, man! He's a CEPT and will therefor probably hack your ass and manage to penetrate your mom at the same time!

The blue team collectively shat their pants when a CEPT showed up to the CTF.
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Apocalypse: Hurry up and join!
Nemesis: I would 'cept I'm downloading.
by dukenemesis March 03, 2009
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kiwi slang

short for except
for lazy talkers
you fullas can come cept them ganstas
by physiKARL August 09, 2005
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London slang, usually north/ east sides.
- v. meaning 'allow' but in the sense of a command. eg. 'cept me' would mean 'allow me to have' or 'give me'.
(derived from 'accept')
: cept me the zut bro
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2004
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Well, this word basically means excepts, but if your a redneck or don't like using two syllable words, this is the word for you.
I was walking down the road one day, cepts I did't have any shoes on.
by B-Rock June 11, 2004
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