Urban Dictionary: CBM

Stands for Couldn’t Be Me. When your peers flex on you but you can’t relate

Dang did you just get AirPods?! Must be nice cbm

by AsianPanda February 24, 2019

Child Benefits Machine, also known as a council estate woman's vagina.

by bbhow June 17, 2019

When the homies drop a fire meme, you hit them with the CBM (Certified Bruh Moment)

Man A-"Dude, did you see what bill put in the GC?

Man A-"Dude, did you see what bill put in the GC?

Man B-" Yeah it was a CBM!"

by xxXCMBXxx September 02, 2020

A "Confused Black Man", a man who black woman adore, but has love for the white women.

Girl 1: Yesterday i done seen this sexyy ass nicca, but he was with a white girl.
Girl 2: Oh shit,what a damn shame.
Girl 1: Damn, CBM

by MrsCaarterr June 28, 2009

by Gareth Littlehales November 21, 2004

You don't know what a CBM is? That's a CBM.

by noaerpv' November 08, 2019

“Dece chicken wings. CHEERS BOSS MAN (cbm)”.

by MrBossMan100 February 25, 2020