The term used as a spoken abreviation of the word cafeteria, and is used mostly by college students across the country.
"where you eatin at?"

"I'm bout to go to the caf they got fried chicken today"

"Word?"

"Yea"
by Phil March 7, 2005
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"caf", pronounced like "calf", stands for "Creepy Ass Fuck", as in, someone who is extremely creepy and lacking in normal social skills. cafs can be either male or female. cafs like to overdose on drawing and viewing anime characters, overuse the phrase "epic fail", and most recently, have been seen hanging around theatre auditoriums and public chatroom sites. they generally do not smell good, and are rarely seen moving from place to place (they are usually just sitting at their current location). cafs like to call themselves names of inanimate objects, like "noodle", or "ketchup", and ask of everyone they meet to be called by their preferred "nickname". cafs blatantly like to blurt out random facts, as if they were part of a "bing" commercial. both males and females put as little effort into their attire as possible, rarely change their outfits, and usually smell pretty bad.
i was standing next to this really smelly, creepy dude in line for harry potter tickets.
oh, you mean a caf??
by marshalltheatre May 4, 2011
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A cafeteria.

An eating establishment, normally associated with a large institution or company.
Todays' special at the Caf made me vom.
by Royal T April 27, 2005
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CAFS

a word you use to describe something is cool based on your personal preference.

ACRONYMS for: Cool As F*ck Sh*t, Cool Always Forever Smooth
There's nothing wrong with feeling good, if you ain't you probably should be on this CAFS!

Daaaaamn, That sh*t is CAFS!
by iynjay September 7, 2013
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Guy 1: hey man that shit is caf
Guy 2: that shits not caf but your mum is!
by Lusty Jack June 23, 2011
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dude last night i was fiddling with my stick.
bro thats so caf almost as chill as women making sandwhiches.
by broskilaxerbro411 November 18, 2010
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Certain amounts of fun - anything above making out and below full blown penetrative
Person 1: "Mark caffed with some guy in the club last night"
Person 2: "dirty!"
by #warwick June 3, 2013
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