Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.
There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.
by Jethro February 21, 2005
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Cum rag; a rag to catch ejaculate from the male or female anatomy. In the pre-historic days CRs were normally made of leather or soft wood.
Gee mom! Thanks for washing my CR, I asked Mauzy if he needed a clean CR since all he had was paper,
Friend: "Man I went to Bed, Bath and Beyond and got a cashmere CR its complexion feels exceptional on the foreskin!
Friend: "Man I went to Bed, Bath and Beyond and got a cashmere CR its complexion feels exceptional on the foreskin!
by Mr.Gisriel December 03, 2008
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CR stands for certified retard. It is somebody who is a straight retard and is not aware of their stupidity.
by bruhan February 07, 2020