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An abbreviation for Capping For Coochie
Or Capping For Clout

You say this after you hear someone say some made up shit in front of girls
Dave:”Ayy bro, you think I make too much money?”

Oh god look at Dave, he is C.F.C ing right now
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Mykel: “look at Reema snap, need ha fuckin head did. shit!”
me: “cfc”
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C.F.C, Commander Floppy Cock.

A nickname to call someone who has done nothing wrong but is generally dislike.

You should call this person commander floppy cock behind their back and CFC or "commander" when they are around.
"Hey, bro how are we going to get to the House of Blues tonight? We got no ride."

"Lets call CFC."

"Bush is a CFC."

"w'sup CFC"
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Cfc means to cuddle then fuck then cuddle
Lisa "Hey tommy let's cfc"
Tommy "mkay sounds good to me"
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chloroflorocarbons that destroy the ozone layer and create global warming
Hey kids! Big Bird says drink CFC's and smoke angel dust
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Stands for "Compulsive Facebook Checking."

A condition in which a person compulsively types in the web address for Facebook whenever sitting down at a computer or picking up a smartphone.
An addiction that can be very severe.
Karen has such a severe case of CFC that she checked Facebook from her mom's laptop, her laptop, her brother's laptop, and her smartphone in a span of 5 minutes.
by AnnabellaKay January 09, 2011
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