May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Short for "Christian Democratic Union", and the Name of one of Germanys leading political partys.
Known for only their greatest acts of philantrophy, like:
-Coming up with, and pushing Article 13 of the EU Copyright Reform,
-insulting everyone that tried to disprove their arguments for it with actuall evidence
-Discrediting such sources as "Fake News"
-Breaking multiple promisses they made prior to the latest elections
-And actually having the nerve to request the Ballot for Article 13 to be pushed forward, so a decision would be made BEFORE the protests planned in response to the article could be conducted.
Also a synominom for: A pack of (German) Cunts.
Known for only their greatest acts of philantrophy, like:
-Coming up with, and pushing Article 13 of the EU Copyright Reform,
-insulting everyone that tried to disprove their arguments for it with actuall evidence
-Discrediting such sources as "Fake News"
-Breaking multiple promisses they made prior to the latest elections
-And actually having the nerve to request the Ballot for Article 13 to be pushed forward, so a decision would be made BEFORE the protests planned in response to the article could be conducted.
Also a synominom for: A pack of (German) Cunts.
Person A: Wow, these drunk fucks are spilling put nonsense and insulting people all the time, why don´t we throw them out?
Person B: Yeah, that CDU deserves to be kicked out!
Person B: Yeah, that CDU deserves to be kicked out!
by Julius-Senpai March 11, 2019