Code for MMA fans to tell a buddy that he is cock blocking the shit out of you by mentioning the fighter C.B. Dollaway in a sentence. The initials in his name are evidently being used for cock block.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.