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A real man's programming language, one that doesn't include the poison known as OOP (object oriented programming) and let's you write real code. Superior to C++ in both performance and simplicity, perfect for both beginners and veterans.
Joe: "People say that C++ is fast but I don't really feel it."

Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"
by xdcap February 23, 2021
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You fricken idiot you looked up C how bored are you my guy geta girlfriend noob and a life
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by PopcornMcgee December 08, 2019
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