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an object that you have tripped over, punched, kicked, or have had any physical contact with that caused you to curse or sware through pain.

PRONNOUNCED: Koo-rah-sell
SON OF A BITCH!!

Dude, what happened?

I think i just broke my fucking toe on that goddamn cürosel!

You mean the couch? Again? Fuck, man. It's been there for ten years. You should just move the damn thing!
by RisaRisaRisa July 01, 2010
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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