A persons with an extremely short dick, or none at all, who walks like a hippo and talks like a lard faced squirrel, repeating nonsense all over agin. Sometimes it takes time for them to let go, and they can't throw good insults, and neither can they take any well. Sensitive. Cknfused. Lost. Creature. Usually is a twelve year old with a five year mind. But with the dumb sense of a dumbass who recently became dumbfounded because things are so over there heads.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.