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Usually a shmole always has great hair cuts " famous catchphrases "
I'm lagging
They're all bots
My wifi is trash
Buzzcut
Greatest football player
Sexiest smile
Smallest package
Slothy personality
Freaky asf , monster under the sheets
Always has lit ass sketchers
Represents black kkk
I'm lagging
They're all bots
My wifi is trash
Buzzcut
Greatest football player
Sexiest smile
Smallest package
Slothy personality
Freaky asf , monster under the sheets
Always has lit ass sketchers
Represents black kkk
by Monkeyniggerthattookmytv May 08, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
Bwyan is one of the chillest people , a guy who's there for u but sometimes gets mad at u but he will always luv u everyone needs a person like Bwyan he's pretty, his wavy hair sick asf gets all the boys jealous, he's awsome and chill asf, his favorite word is chill and foo, he's funny and fun to skate with, he loves to run but he mostly eats it, he loves videogames, he's hardworking and he loves all his friends one of a kind, he's the realist guys out there, he gets hella girls, has a nice smile, he's known as burnt cause he has a fat ass tan. But he is the coolest to be around with his laugh can sometimes be dumb asf (jk)(Google error) when u hang out with him it feels like your hanging out with someone famous after all he's the best
Bwyan
by asapmob123 July 26, 2019
3
Usually a shmole always has great hair cuts " famous catchphrases "
I'm lagging
They're all bots
My wifi is trash
Buzzcut
Greatest football player
Sexiest smile
Smallest package
Slothy personality
Freaky asf , monster under the sheets
Always has lit ass sketchers
Represents black kkk
I'm lagging
They're all bots
My wifi is trash
Buzzcut
Greatest football player
Sexiest smile
Smallest package
Slothy personality
Freaky asf , monster under the sheets
Always has lit ass sketchers
Represents black kkk
by Monkeyniggerthattookmytv May 08, 2019