The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".
Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!
by pentozali September 18, 2007
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A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.
Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.
by DankyMcSpanky December 04, 2018
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The button you have easily accessible on your computer at work that leads to an official looking spreadsheet or document. Usually kept handy in case you need to look busy when the boss suddenly pops around the corner.
The bossman almost caught me watchin' some videos on break.com but i spotted him just in time to hit the boss button! Promotion!
by Brett Bowen April 03, 2008
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This is old well-known joke in russian slang.
- Do you remember anecdote about cat and dog?
- Of course, its a button accordion.
by IGORIGOR125 April 28, 2009
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A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms
Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.
by tory borty June 24, 2013
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A legendary virtual device that often appears on our desktops, and very likely related to the functioning of obscure network activities. Its appearance is still unknown, but according to the fellow Humper dingo_d, the LAN Button can assume the likeness of a normal and yet mysterious icon..
"I mean sometimes it's on, and sometimes I have to push the LAN button on my desktop, and then (when I have to turn the network on) it takes about 10 sec..." - dingo_d (NFOHump) -
by ixigia:face: December 28, 2010
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a person who trudges away at his/her mindless job and just pushes the buttons for "the man".
by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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