Someone being offended to the point it feels like they just got anal raped . No amount of butthurt cream can sooth soreness.

When someone is mad or throwing a temper tantrum because of a joke or something trivial. DISCLAIMER: Being butthurt does not mean someone who is mad after someone relentlessly bullying someone. Look up the definitions for Schrodinger's douche bag.

Getting offended by something, aka "taking it to the cheeks".

when someone gets all whiney and mopey about something dumb. see green weenie

term first coined on a stupid boat filled with military personnel.

see also - meadows - waddell

1. Displaying the emotions and feelings a small child would exhibit after falling on their butt. 2. Exaggerate one's distress in the same manner a child would after falling and not being injured.

A special feeling in the lower backside after it has been kicked or fucked. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being owned.

Something that dumb britfags say when they're feelings get hurt.