Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.