Buttermilf is a much sought after delicacy, ripened to the point of perfection, often vigorously applied, or massaged to meats before cooking. Obtained by "Milking" a milf whilst still in the lactating phase of rearing. Careful sampling must be conducted by a master chef strait from the teat prior to collection. Often used in French restaurants on pastries and sausage.

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