Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.
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Characterization of the belief that to those addicted, mentally or otherwise, marijuana is like peanut butter to dogs, i.e., the weed is irresistible.
"Damn, son, attack that shit less, would ya? You're all up on that blunt like it was weednut butter."
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When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).
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what da butter dog doin is a combination of the meme butter dog and what da dog doin, butter dog being a meme about someone putting butter on a dog, and another making fun of how you have mints everyone wants one
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A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
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