Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
by Clay-train December 6, 2019
Generally used after a lull in conversation, preferably in a southern accent.
For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).
The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.
For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).
The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.
by Cullinator January 20, 2012
by iHatePseudonymNames August 21, 2009
When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)
Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!
by grimesenberg October 26, 2015
by Remlaw2 November 9, 2015
Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
by Clay-train December 6, 2019
To place butter in your rectum and wait for it to melt. Then proceed to put the melted butter onto bread and spread evenly with your cheeks.
by Shanemane September 14, 2021