Used to describe a sex act that some people find very disturbing.

Both the man and the woman start out naked. The woman allows the man to put ~1 pint of whipping cream into her anus. The man then wraps a doritos bag around his penis and uses it as a condom.

The man then proceeds to fuck the woman anally while wearing the doritos bag condom as protection. This continues until the whipping cream has been churned into butter.

The butter can then be put on toast or used in another sexual act.
Joe didn't need lube. He and Sara did a canadian butter churn and the butter was enough to keep 'em from chafing.

They used the rest of the butter on their toast.
by BigAgitator July 10, 2008
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Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.
After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.
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The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
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Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.
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When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.
I was churning butter so hard last night she can't walk right.
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The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.
“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.
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When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.
The fact that spooge is white and creamy, similar to cream prior to it being churned into butter, just adds to the greatness of this term.
After busting a nut inside her, I was churning butter for about 4 minutes until I started going limp.
by William W. March 13, 2007
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