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Toilet paper - the new gold in the COVID-19 economy. TP went from $0.29 (US) per roll to over $1.00 (US) in a matter of 6 days.
Amy: I just went large in two investments given this COVID-19 pandemic.
Jill: Which ones?
Amy: I bought a Tushy and a heavied up on the buttcoin
Jill: Not sure I am following
Amy: Tushy is the killer self-install bidet to reduce my consumption of toilet paper and the buttcoin is my investment in TP. I am literally sitting on a goldmine!
Jill: Which ones?
Amy: I bought a Tushy and a heavied up on the buttcoin
Jill: Not sure I am following
Amy: Tushy is the killer self-install bidet to reduce my consumption of toilet paper and the buttcoin is my investment in TP. I am literally sitting on a goldmine!
by the coMANd'r March 23, 2020
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
2
Anything of value in the prison economy that can be carried inside of a convict's fleshy, dark purse.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 02, 2017
3
When you have coins lying all over your bed and you lie on it naked, then a coin touches your butt, it becomes a buttcoin.
by Moeron August 10, 2019
4
1: Simon paid Nigel 3 buttcoins to bend over and take it like a man.
2: "Can ah use buttcoin to buy a new sporran?"
2: "Can ah use buttcoin to buy a new sporran?"
by immediate 1 October 27, 2017