See Asshat. A smaller version of an Asshat, not quite as arrogant as an Asshat, but arrogant enough to wear their ass as a hat with nobody noticing

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.