V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.

a hand-held anal cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or Muslim shower.