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When you are in a situation that you will know will end badly.
When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.
When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.
Too much protein plus dehydration equals butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.
by Thebuttstitcher January 18, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A medical procedure common in prisons and jails to repair an anus and/or rectum that has suffered severe trauma. Typically used on victims of prison rape.
Tyrone raped the prison bitch named Steve. Guards stepped in, brought Steve to the hospital where an emergency set of Butt Stitches were mercifully administrated to his anal region.
by elmer89 February 12, 2011