Term used by a girls boyfriend whom usually loves her dearly to describe her / pet name when he is being playful.

The geasy spulge left in your ass after shitting, if not wiped properly. It can sometimes occur even after a thorough wiping because occasionally your rectum may seep. Warm and humid weather may also intensify this harsh reality.

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond