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someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.
n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.
by tyresha girl June 08, 2007
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A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard
You like Bose you butt monkey
by bob griffiths March 10, 2004
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The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.
"Dude what the hell is a butt monkey?"
It's the monkey that lives in your butthole!!!!
by BigWood33 March 05, 2011
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Monkeys that fly out of your butt after stating: "Yeah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
Hillary Clinton is a Butt Monkey.
by Gary Hendrickson September 13, 2006
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One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.
by wmotor December 31, 2008
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