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one who when sleeping at a sleep over was exposed to a naked butt rubbed on there face.
while taylor was sleeping over at gregs house he was butt faced and woken up.
by aldsjaflkjds August 11, 2006
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Similar to butt calling someone, but accidentally hitting facetime instead.
I received a facetime call from Kate and when I answered she said it was a mistake...she buttfaced me.
by MikeI July 04, 2014
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Rick was buttfaced to discover a large scrap of toilet paper clinging to his shoe.
by Fuzzbass February 15, 2005
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The act of ramming one's butt into another face at high speeds.
You just see that bitch get Buttfaced?!

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Oh shit man! You gotta watch Buttfaced 7!!!
by FGT April 04, 2003
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When looking at one's face and realizing how ugly they are. Relating them to a rear-end.
Frankie- Sean are you sick?
Sean- No why?
Frankie- You are looking buttfaced today.
by cindybadlfkajdsf November 30, 2008
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