while taylor was sleeping over at gregs house he was butt faced and woken up.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

I received a facetime call from Kate and when I answered she said it was a mistake...she buttfaced me.

Ikes was but faced last night.

Rick was buttfaced to discover a large scrap of toilet paper clinging to his shoe.

You just see that bitch get Buttfaced?!

or

Oh shit man! You gotta watch Buttfaced 7!!!

Frankie- Sean are you sick?
Sean- No why?
Frankie- You are looking buttfaced today.